we have officially mastered the walk of shame
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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