I don't think brook has ever known best
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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