your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
smell my finger.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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