you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
why do cheetos always look like penises
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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