Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
