i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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