Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
