Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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