i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
