She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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