Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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