i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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