a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
