You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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