Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Randomize
