He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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