And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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