Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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