you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dignity is for republicans.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
