she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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