sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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