worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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