At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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