I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
