Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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