Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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