No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
