Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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