He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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