Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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