So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The ass gains better be worth it
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