sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
