Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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