you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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