So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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