did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
