yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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