Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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