508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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