no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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