And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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