your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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