That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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