so explain again why im purple
no
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
