Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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