my mouth tastes like poor choices
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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