I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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