At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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