i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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