that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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